"Our Prada, who art in Harrods hollowed be thy fame. Thy Lyle and Scott, thy Cartier watch, on Ralph as it is in Lauren. Give us this day our Mastercard and forgive us our overdraft, as we forgive those who decline our visa. Lead us not into Topshop and deliver us from Primark, AMEN."
#LOLZ. Big up TJ on the link.